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The Art of Unseduction
This blog is targeting in the fist place all the resolutely boringly common, too nice, puritan, weak, too modest, shy or simply lazy people who usually excel at one thing: never getting to seduce anybody.
Well, it may seem easy to maintain a consistantly high level of perfectly unseductive behaviour, but as humanity obviously keeps expanding through sexual reproduction, we must admit that even the very biggest share of the world's population that is referred to as "losers" by their playboy-like counterparts, has to -sooner or later- fall foul of the mairmaid syndrome, ie. become attractive to a random innocent, lost and probably starving seaman/woman.
So what? The mating of modern humans is undoubtedly a source of annoyance, the kind of which forces you to maintain a basic body hygien, pay for another person's restaurant menu and eventually raise children. Ultimately mating creates enthropy. "Love" or reproductive instinct is the strongest power driving the most chaotic species on Earth, which makes it responsible for much of our unnecessary energy deployment. Many global scourges such as jaleousy, broken hearts, babies and even climate change could be simply avoided if "losers" could really stick to what they're good at: losing time, alone, at home.
The mission hereby endorsed is therefore to help all the uncompetitive (un)seducers make sure that they will NEVER become the victims of any unplanned success with the opposite sex. An intensive training program with brain-washing sessions and testimonials from true long-term losers will ensure that the reader permanently keeps off love-related annoyances.
Incidentally, this blog may also be of great interest for (latin?) serial lovers in rehab.
Well, it may seem easy to maintain a consistantly high level of perfectly unseductive behaviour, but as humanity obviously keeps expanding through sexual reproduction, we must admit that even the very biggest share of the world's population that is referred to as "losers" by their playboy-like counterparts, has to -sooner or later- fall foul of the mairmaid syndrome, ie. become attractive to a random innocent, lost and probably starving seaman/woman.
So what? The mating of modern humans is undoubtedly a source of annoyance, the kind of which forces you to maintain a basic body hygien, pay for another person's restaurant menu and eventually raise children. Ultimately mating creates enthropy. "Love" or reproductive instinct is the strongest power driving the most chaotic species on Earth, which makes it responsible for much of our unnecessary energy deployment. Many global scourges such as jaleousy, broken hearts, babies and even climate change could be simply avoided if "losers" could really stick to what they're good at: losing time, alone, at home.
The mission hereby endorsed is therefore to help all the uncompetitive (un)seducers make sure that they will NEVER become the victims of any unplanned success with the opposite sex. An intensive training program with brain-washing sessions and testimonials from true long-term losers will ensure that the reader permanently keeps off love-related annoyances.
Incidentally, this blog may also be of great interest for (latin?) serial lovers in rehab.
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