Always keep wearing white socks.
A study led by the True British Gentlemen Association has proven that, whereas wearing condoms has a 95% reliability rate, wearing white socks does effectively prevent ANY risk of STD transmission.
lundi 22 août 2011
jeudi 24 mars 2011
Uprooting Generosity
> Never give roses unless you're sure they will be accepted or you're sure it will remain a secret.
- Come on! What girl can refrain from telling her friends about roses?
> Never give roses unless you're sure they will be accepted.
- If you're sure she would accept roses from you, then you don't need to give her any rose!
> Never give roses.
(Plus, most roses for the European market are grown in Kenya, using a lot of precious water resource and providing jobs for poor people. You don't want to support that.)
lundi 7 mars 2011
Appearances are deceptive
You might think that the, let's say... technically immature drawings displayed here would illustrate the author's very childishness... Wrong! These are part of an attempt to edit exclusively self-generated and copyright-free content, mostly in order to prevent any representation of a real-life person who could suffer from being exposed on such a degrading amateur website.
Another graphic consideration was the choice of the background picture... which happened to offer a crystal clear symbol for one of the blog's mottos to come : "Never the Icebreaker" ;)
By the way, remember that a good way not to get laid is to butcher your own graphic design. An awsome person with an awful look will always look... awful.
Another graphic consideration was the choice of the background picture... which happened to offer a crystal clear symbol for one of the blog's mottos to come : "Never the Icebreaker" ;)
By the way, remember that a good way not to get laid is to butcher your own graphic design. An awsome person with an awful look will always look... awful.
mercredi 23 février 2011
mardi 22 février 2011
samedi 19 février 2011
The Art of Unseduction
This blog is targeting in the fist place all the resolutely boringly common, too nice, puritan, weak, too modest, shy or simply lazy people who usually excel at one thing: never getting to seduce anybody.
Well, it may seem easy to maintain a consistantly high level of perfectly unseductive behaviour, but as humanity obviously keeps expanding through sexual reproduction, we must admit that even the very biggest share of the world's population that is referred to as "losers" by their playboy-like counterparts, has to -sooner or later- fall foul of the mairmaid syndrome, ie. become attractive to a random innocent, lost and probably starving seaman/woman.
So what? The mating of modern humans is undoubtedly a source of annoyance, the kind of which forces you to maintain a basic body hygien, pay for another person's restaurant menu and eventually raise children. Ultimately mating creates enthropy. "Love" or reproductive instinct is the strongest power driving the most chaotic species on Earth, which makes it responsible for much of our unnecessary energy deployment. Many global scourges such as jaleousy, broken hearts, babies and even climate change could be simply avoided if "losers" could really stick to what they're good at: losing time, alone, at home.
The mission hereby endorsed is therefore to help all the uncompetitive (un)seducers make sure that they will NEVER become the victims of any unplanned success with the opposite sex. An intensive training program with brain-washing sessions and testimonials from true long-term losers will ensure that the reader permanently keeps off love-related annoyances.
Incidentally, this blog may also be of great interest for (latin?) serial lovers in rehab.
Well, it may seem easy to maintain a consistantly high level of perfectly unseductive behaviour, but as humanity obviously keeps expanding through sexual reproduction, we must admit that even the very biggest share of the world's population that is referred to as "losers" by their playboy-like counterparts, has to -sooner or later- fall foul of the mairmaid syndrome, ie. become attractive to a random innocent, lost and probably starving seaman/woman.
So what? The mating of modern humans is undoubtedly a source of annoyance, the kind of which forces you to maintain a basic body hygien, pay for another person's restaurant menu and eventually raise children. Ultimately mating creates enthropy. "Love" or reproductive instinct is the strongest power driving the most chaotic species on Earth, which makes it responsible for much of our unnecessary energy deployment. Many global scourges such as jaleousy, broken hearts, babies and even climate change could be simply avoided if "losers" could really stick to what they're good at: losing time, alone, at home.
The mission hereby endorsed is therefore to help all the uncompetitive (un)seducers make sure that they will NEVER become the victims of any unplanned success with the opposite sex. An intensive training program with brain-washing sessions and testimonials from true long-term losers will ensure that the reader permanently keeps off love-related annoyances.
Incidentally, this blog may also be of great interest for (latin?) serial lovers in rehab.
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